Charlie Sheen:Go Lay Down Somewhere!

Charlie. Go take a nap somewhere my man. For yourself.

Charlie Sheen Sketch by markdraws

Carlos Irwin Estevez…Charlie.

Note: There is no “aside from God” for me. But what I mean to say is, firstly, I’ve never been a fan of Two Men. I mean, really, it’s a comedy show.

People on t.v. are making it out to be like if we watch it, cancer or diabetes will be cured.

They won’t.

But what I mean by saying aside from God is this: Robert Downey Jr. If you don’t want God’s help*, you can find help elsewhere, for the temporary, at least.Do it for yourself dude.

Although, all this disaster is putting you on t.v. everyday. Maybe you want that?

What compelled me to write any of this? Well, hombre your a real person but also, you’re clogging up the tubes with your nonsense!

*I don’t know if Sheen has or hasn’t called on God for help, only God knows.


About Tymothy Longoria

Tymothy Longoria has been described as a writer with a flair for the dramatic (whether this is true still remains to be seen). He is a fan of all things fantastic, metal music, black t-shirts, and aligns himself with geeks, nerds, and all manner of monsters, and is an ardent, optimistic supporter of his fellow creatives. He has written several short stories for the online macabre zine Underneath The Juniper Tree and in 2012 was awarded Debut Author of the Year by Twisted Core Press for 'Envy', his contribution to the Seven Deadly Sins Anthology. He is currently editing his full-length dark fantasy retelling, Revenants: Book One of The Stories. Fairy tales? If only. Legends will be reborn. Tymothy calls Texas home, where he lives with his wife, two children, and a cat called ThunderCat aka Kitty PawKitty. He is represented by Bree Ogden of Red Sofa Literary. View all posts by Tymothy Longoria

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