My submission to Robot Chicken*

*I’ve never submitted to Robot Chicken

We find the great leader of the Thundercats transported to the Earth Realm.
Quickly realizing what has happened, he proceeds to summon his comrades.
As Lion-O raises the Sword of Omens, we see a lithe figure in the background, looking in awe at this strange catlike creature, eyes wide…
Lion-O pays no attention to the rather scantily clad maiden, and begins his chant…


She interrupts saying , “What??” thinking he is speaking to her.

He looks back at her, bothered, but nevertheless ignores her and continues on.

“THUNDER!” he chants again, this time even louder.

“What? You say something to me?? And who you s’post to be anyway? Lookin’ all catlike and whatnot! You probly use a litterbox, with yo-”

Angry now, and with good reason, Lion-O looks straight at the lady and yells,

“ThunderCats, HOOOO!!!

I wrote this in early ’08

😉 I got jokes.

About Tymothy Longoria

Tymothy Longoria has been described as a writer with a flair for the dramatic (whether this is true still remains to be seen). He is a fan of all things fantastic, metal music, black t-shirts, and aligns himself with geeks, nerds, and all manner of monsters, and is an ardent, optimistic supporter of his fellow creatives. He has written several short stories for the online macabre zine Underneath The Juniper Tree and in 2012 was awarded Debut Author of the Year by Twisted Core Press for 'Envy', his contribution to the Seven Deadly Sins Anthology. He is currently editing his full-length dark fantasy retelling, Revenants: Book One of The Stories. Fairy tales? If only. Legends will be reborn. Tymothy calls Texas home, where he lives with his wife, two children, and a cat called ThunderCat aka Kitty PawKitty. He is represented by Bree Ogden of Red Sofa Literary. View all posts by Tymothy Longoria

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